Lunchables
Hummers
Vegans
Daylight Savings Time
People Who Still Write Checks
Rabid Football Fans
Interest in Jennifer "Sour Puss" Aniston
My Dad
Plastic Surgery/Botox/Liposuction (I need it, just don't get it)
Preschool Hysteria
Bumper Stickers - Especially more than two
Running/Jogging if you're not being chased
Homophobes
Skinny Jeans (I get them, just can't wear them)
Dane Cook
Twenty Five Dollars For A Can of Baby Formula
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Lunchables Ever looked at the sodium content in these?
Hummers They should be banned
Vegans See Hummers
Daylight Savings Time I like my sunlight.
People Who Still Write Checks Add these people to the list of those who should be beaten, then revived, and beaten again.
Rabid Football Fans Ok, Rabid I understand. But the fan in general is ok
Interest in Jennifer "Sour Puss" Aniston It's just the T & A baby!
My Dad No comment since I don't know him
Plastic Surgery/Botox/Liposuction (I need it, just don't get it) The last set of fake tits I played with LOOKED great....but felt like shit. Knobby, hard. Give me natural any day
Preschool Hysteria 2 words: Pull Out
Bumper Stickers - Especially more than two I like it when some old lady spends $60K on a new Cadillac and then plasters it stickers. And I'm talking about my grandma, rest her soul
Running/Jogging if you're not being chased I do it because father time is chasing me!
Homophobes Google the name Sally Kern
Skinny Jeans (I get them, just can't wear them) No comment
Dane Cook Ditto
Twenty Five Dollars For A Can of Baby Formula See the Preschool entry
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